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MASTER SENSEI KIM-POP

THE BASEBALL SENSEI

NEWS MAIN

ABOUT SENSEI MASTER KIM POP

Birthplace: A mystery shrouded in fog atop an uncharted mountain in Asia. Date of Birth: As elusive as the shadow of a dragonfly at dusk. Current Location: Somewhere in the vast expanse of Asia, where the wind whispers tales and rivers carry secrets.

With a mode of communication as ancient as time itself, Master Kim Pop's profound teachings are encrypted, strapped to steadfast camels, and trekked across arduous terrains to a clandestine nexus. Only from there do they grace the pages of the singular source: goingyard.org.

Among his disciples are world leaders, wielding power and shaping destinies, and baseball players with swings as sharp as a samurai's blade. Though their names remain concealed behind a curtain of honor and discretion, their achievements echo Master Kim Pop's unparalleled wisdom.

While his connection to baseball remains as cryptic as the rest of his life, Kim Pop's true prowess lies in his genius comprehension of the labyrinth called the human brain. Sensei Kim Pop - not just a master of the game but the grand maestro of the mind's intricate symphony.

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"BREATHE IN CALM; EXHALE THE CHAOS"

WORDS OF WISDOM

DISSAPOINTMENT

SENSEI KIM-POP

"In life's grand journey, patience is key. Your moment will come, seize it with glee. Didn't succeed? Tomorrow's anew. Yet opportunities, like rice, can be few. Each setback holds lessons, in failure we grow. Even the wisest monk knows this ebb and flow."

TRANSLATION: DISAPPOINTMENT PROVIDES VALUABLE LESSONS

SCHOOL OVER SPORTS

SENSEI KIM-POP

"Ah, young cricket, lend your ear-holes to my wise words! If you forget your school work and let grades play hide-and-seek, baseball becomes like lost chopstick in soup - utterly meaningless! Remember, grasshopper, don't be like a clumsy panda stumbling through the bamboo forest. Find balance! Give your mind clarity, like a koi fish gliding through tranquil waters. Schoolwork, my young padawan, is the foundation of your future. Embrace it, or else you'll end up like a confused monkey in a tea garden.

TRANSLATION: GET YOUR ASS IN CLASS, KNUCLEHEAD!

SEE BALL - HIT BALL

SENSEI KIM-POP

"Fat stick you use, swing three-time, white ball not hit, sit you must. Fat stick swing again, white ball still miss, sit again you must. But swing miss, swing miss, like kung fu panda with no kung fu, then home you go. This not dance of a dragon, this hit white ball with fat stick, do not play monkey business!"

TRANSLATION: HIT THE F-KING BALL!!

TURN OFF THE BRAIN

SENSEI KIM-POP

"Listen well, young grasshopper, too much noodle dance in head-house, no so good! Brain muscle, it like belly, need relax. Fill belly too much, get tummy-ache, same-same with think-box! Full brain-belly of thoughts, make big headache! Remember, don't be 'All-you-can-think' buffet, give brain-belly rest. Easy-peasy monkey-squeezy!"

TRANSLATION:  STOP OVERTHINKING, DUMB-ASS!

PARENT INVOLVEMENT

SENSEI KIM-POP

"Ah, dear parent of eager student, listen to ancient wisdom: Constantly whispering in coach's ear, much like overeager crow in rice field – always pecking, always disturbing. A coach, like the delicate tea pot, requires space and time to brew the finest results. Over-involvement, much like too many tea leaves, can overwhelm the pot. Stand back, be patient, and allow the essence of the game to unfold naturally. Remember, sometimes, too much parent-fuss can cloud the true essence of the journey."

TRANSLATION: THANK YOU, AND HAVE A NICE DAY..